Monday.

We are not allowed on the grass except for lunch play times on Thursdays. We pretended that we didn’t know this and went on it first play. It was year 3s go on the grass today. Of course we got told off but we didn’t really care. Half of our class were sent to the snot coloured  wall. All of them went off it because they were bored of standing on a wall all play.

At lunch time we were standing in the line for at least 20 minutes and eventually got bored(again!). And then, it happened. An army of birds “bombers” as we call them came over our heads and started plopping on us. We all screamed and pulled each other to the ground trying to take cover from the dreaded bombers!

The BIGGEST thing of the week

Once again it’s the BIGGEST thing of the week.  In 4th place is…School questions the easy way! Telling you how the hard school questions should be done.

In 3rd place is…. As I came out of boring assembly! Which shows that the teachers only like the younger children!

In 2nd place is… The head came to class today! Showing us how much the head loves that chair.

And in first place, it has to be, the adventures of the bin! That shows how we jump over it and throw it down the hill when we’re bored!!!

As a came out of boring assembly…

As I came out from boring assembly I looked through a glass door and I saw reception, year 1 and year 2 outside. Half of them were on the grass. They were on it for as long as I looked, the teacher was watching them but didn’t tell them off. We get told off. How STUPID is that? Eh?

The head came to class today.

She came to class because there was no one else to teach us. While she was there she said that she fell in love with a seat. We started laughing and she said “I don’t know whats so funny.” We just kept on laughing and making farting noises. Isn’t that nice.

School questions the easy way!

A triangle has two sides that are 40 degrees and 70 degrees and one that has x degrees.
find x<—– There it is!

Now here is another example:

what do you get if you times 395 by 1098 then divide it by 4?  The wrong answer!

Who’s going to be the first one to comment.

I’ve had no comments so far, not one. The first one to comments gets a prize that means absolutely nothing to them. I will post there name (or there made up name) on my website. All you have to do is comment how bad my school is here or anywhere else on this blog and leave your name (or your made up name).

The adventures of the bin!

Back to school. Great. The school has took drastic actions for the storm (if it’s coming) they’ve nailed the bin down to the ground. What an interesting job that must be. The bin’s been on some adventures. Like a while a go it fell over because of the wind and rolled down the grass (the bin wasn’t told of). But it wasn’t just the wind that was blowing it over. It was us. Not just year 6. Year 5 and Year 1 has done it as well. Yes year 1 to. Bananas were flying every were, apple cores, sweet rapers, crisp rapers, sandwiches and lots more. That was funny. They say that you’re not allowed to bring food out to play. But what on earth would the bins be for then. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, stupid school. Today we were jumping over it. Why? Nothing else to do in this school.

By the way…

I will never write any posts on Sunday, only this one telling you that I am never going to write posts on Sunday.

Lol

Finaly it’s the WEEKEND!

It seems like forever since it’s been the last weekend and eventually it’s one now. I’m making the most of it as well as any person would. Right now I’m playing on the Wii and thinking about what I can write in this post. On the last day at the old, better school with football. I brought in a petition and I got 62 names on it and they still didn’t at least think about extending the yard or letting us go on the grass. When we did go in the school we were walking the long path to the playground and everyone thought that it was the Infant’s yard. But it wasn’t. How bad is that?

What the head said at break

I am still disgusted about yesterdays news. It is the 7th of March (well it is when I’m writing this)and the head came out and said that we were only alloud on the grass until the 17th of March. Sounds fair doesn’t it. Well, it isn’t. We are only aloud on the grass at particular days.

Year 3- Monday

Year 4-Tuesday

Year 5- Wednesday

Year 6- Thursday

The most well behaved- Friday.

How stupid. A day for when your allowed on the grass. As the head spoke about this people started hissing and booing. Serves her right, l0l.