The Only Thing We Can Do In The Yard

We have nothing to do in the yard except for throw a ball off the wall and catch it. And guess what. They’ve banned that too. We just don’t know what to do anymore. We get told off for playing football in the yard, throwing a ball of the wall, going on the grass when it’s not your day even know that’s stupid and we even get told off for running. Running. What do they think we can do? Stand and talk. Do nothing. Be silent. The heads off her head!

You know I Like Footie

You know I like footie and that is why I’ve created a new website. click here! (you better!) and when you go on it you can post football videos on to it. And when you’ve clicked on the link it will create a new window. Oh and sorry I haven’t posted much recently but there has been so many mad things happening at my school that I don’t know what to put on it and it’s to much to write.

The BIGGEST thing of the week (3)

The 3rd biggest thing of the week. Anyway lets get straight on to it.

In 4th place is… when our teacher told us off for jumping on equipment which is pointless because they bought something that they don’t use.

In 3rd place is… Told off for doing nothing. The bouncy ball came off the wall and went on the grass, we got it and got told off!

In 2nd place is… The post where a bit of a tree fell down and we swung on it. Lol.

And in 1st place is… Once again another boring day. Where we got bored so much that we played songs on our phone to keep us awake!

It’s Saturday!!!

It’ finally Saturday, the day where  you  can just  play  as much as you want. I’ve just stopped playing on the wii. Fun thing that. Anyway before we start talking about how stupid my school was yesterday I just want to say that I have 100 hits. 100 people looking to see how stupid my school is. Brilliant! Anyway, yesterday. It was a windy day and in the middle of all the grass there is a tree and a big branch fell off it. Cool. Some of us started swinging on it and the rest were laughing. Our teacher told us off, we weren’t bovvered.  Then once again we were playing bouncy ball hitting it of the wall and catching it. The only thing you can do in the yard. Then, it fell on to the grass. The dreaded grass that could kill you if you go on it(not really obviously)! We weren’t allowed to get it. But we did. Nothing else we could do. Just sit there bored? I don’t think so. Then we just kept on playing…

Once again a boring day…

Before I start I just want to say that this is my 20th post. There I said it. Anyway, today. The 3rd lesson was so boring! We learn t how mountains were made. How boring. I almost fell asleep. I was looking out the window thinking about football when the teacher rudely interrupted me. He said that I looked like I was bored out of my scull. I was so tempted to say that I was, but I didn’t. When we got the laptops me and some other people were shooting zombies instead of researching mountains. We typed things into speech tutor as well. It speaks in a robot voice and I typed in “old farmer Jenkins ee i ee i o” So it was a zombie shooting football thinking old farmer Jenkins lesson!

Then French. Once again boring. We were revising something that me and everyone else already knows. So, what did we do. We starting burping, burping our bored um away! Some people were ever playing songs on there phone. The teacher didn’t notice of course. They never do… *devil laugh*

Told off for doing nothing

I was playing with a bouncy ball and I was throwing it off the wall, then I hit it too hard and it went down the hill (where the grass is) and horrid old witch told me off. I explained what happened but she never listens to anything that we say.

I’m back!

Yes I’m back, with another wacky rule by the school. There is some soft play equipment in the yard and we jumped on it in the morning. Our teacher saw us and in assembly he said that we were not allowed on it because it costs 100 pounds. But then, whats the point in buying it if your not allowed wasted. Once again, how stupid.

Finally!

I haven’t told you but I’m off this Friday, the weekend and Monday Anyway today. At the last lesson the head came to class again. While I was sharpening my pencil. The head was in front of me with her back turned. Yey! Perfect place to make faces behind her back. I crossed my eyes and pointed at her. Other people did it to, and it was a laugh. In the time today a teacher, lets just call her horrid old witch stopped us for going on the grass when it was our go. I mean it wasn’t lunch time play but we thought that since we weren’t allowed outside that we would be allowed on last play. We told horrid old witch this but she just ignored us and brung us inside to make us lose half of our play. Lets go to the other things that horrid old witch did. We apparently were bad to another teacher once (when we were fine) and she went into the dinner hall, blew her outside whistle and shouted to us. YEAR 6 I AM REALLY ANNOYED WITH YOU FOR LETTING ME DOWN YOU WILL SEE ME LATER! I was eating French Fries at the time. I almost chocked! Then later we weren’t allowed out to play and horrid old witch came in and said that we were allowed out. The moment we got through that door the whistle went and we had to go back in.

Oh and I won’t be able to post anything till maybe Monday, sorry.

The hall

The hall is mad. Half of the teachers don’t ever know what’s going on in there. It is used for: P.E, dinner hall and assembly’s. Once the head told us that people were fighting about a shadow and then it went away. Great! A story in 11 words. The head made it in to about 1111. We just fart,burp,laugh,do Mexican waves and talk about other things. I don’t think anyone listens. Then P.E. We jump over people that’s all I have to say. But the dinner hall. Oh dear. We go in with our packed lunches and take it of the blue, packed trolley. They plonk us anywhere they can. Next to reception. Our worst enemy’s. Anyone. Even if there is a spare table that we could use. Then we sit down have our lunch and get told off for talking. Talking. That’s what you do when your having lunch. We’re not even allowed swapping food with someone else.

Hockey

Me and some other people have been chose for the hockey team. We come in at about 1.00ish and have a 20minute game. Our teacher tells us every day to come in earlier. When we’re not the teacher asks “why aren’t  you here”. We  reply “the dinner  teachers  won’t let us go in first…”  Then he says “tell them that I sent you” . We just say “ok” after that. But we have told them that our teacher told us to go in to the hall first. But they don’t believe us. Idiots.